Baby's on fire   Better throw her in the water   Look at her laughing   Like a heifer to the slaughter   Baby's on fire   And all the laughing boys are bitching   Waiting for photos   Oh the plot is so bewitching.         Rescuers row row   Do your best to change the subject   Blow the wind blow blow   Lend some assistance to the object   Photographers snip snap   Take your time she's only burning   This kind of experience   Is necessary for her learning   If you'll be my flotsam   I could be half the man I used to   They said you were hot stuff   And that's what baby's been reduced to.         Juanita and Juan   Very clever with maracas   Making their fortunes   Selling second-hand tobaccos   Juan dances at Chico's   And when the clients are evicted   He empties the ashtrays   And pockets all that he's collected   But baby's on fire!   And all the instruments agree that   Her temperatures rising   But any idiot would know that.