When I was small I believed in Santa Clause   Though I knew it was my dad   And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas   Open my presents and I'd be glad      But the last time I played Father Christmas   I stood outside a department store   A gang of kids came over and mugged me   And knocked my reindeer to the floor      They said, "Father Christmas, give us some money   Don't mess around with those silly toys   We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over   We want your bread so don't make us annoyed   Give all the toys to the little rich boys"      Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit   Don't give my sister a cuddly toy   We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money   We only want the Real McCoy      Father Christmas, give us some money   We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed   Father Christmas, give us some money   Don't mess around with those silly toys      But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one   He's got lots of mouths to feed   But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun   So I can scare all the kids down the street      Father Christmas, give us some money   We got no time for your silly toys   Beat you up if you don't hand it over   We want your bread so don't make us annoyed   Give all the toys to the little rich boys      Have yourself a Merry, Merry Christmas   Have yourself a good time   But remember the kids who got nothin'   While you're drinkin' down your wine      Father Christmas, give us some money   We got no time for your silly toys   Father Christmas please hand it over   We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed      Father Christmas, give us some money   We got no time for your silly toys   We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over   We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed   Give all the toys to the little rich boys