In the valley of the Jolly      Heard about the Jolly Green Giant   (Potatoes)   He's so big and mean   (Artichoke hearts)      Well, he stands there laughin'   With his hands on his hips   And then he hits you with a can of beans      Well, he lives down there in his valley   (Brussels sprouts)   The cat stands tall and green   (Spinach)      Well, he ain't no prize   And there's no women his size   And that's why the cat's so mean      One day he left his valley pad   I mean to say this cat was mad   Now lookin' 'round he was [Incomprehensible]   And then he ran into an Amazon      Well, this changed his whole complexion   (Broccoli)   He had never seen such a beautiful sight   (Corn)   Then he looked at her and she looked at him   And she almost passed out from fright      He looked at her thought, what a dilly   He touched her once, she slapped him silly   This was something he had never sensed      He looked at her as she commenced   "Now listen, pal, this ain't no fluke   I can't see goin' with a big green kook"      You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant   (Eggplant)   Don't let his troubles cross your mind   (Celery stalks)   He couldn't get Sally so went back to his valley   The cat was color-blind      Carrots   Canned beans