I'll be the one to show you the way   You'll be the one to always complain   3 in the morning come a bang bang bang   All out of fags and I just can't wait   Cancel the thing that I said I'd do   I don't feel comfortable talking to you   Unless you got the zipper fixed on my shoe   Then I'll be in the lobby drinking for two      18, balding, star   Golden, fallen, heart      Look at the shay's what's with the blush   Fresh off the plane in my fuzzy rush   Everyone's gathered to idolize me   I hate the way you talk your Japanese scream   It's been too long since I left the shed   You kick the bucket and I'll swing my legs   Always remember the pact that we made   Too young to die but old is the grave      18, balding, star   Golden, fallen, heart      I'm a gonna show the way   I'm a gonna show the way   I'm a gonna show the way   I'm a gonna show the way      18, balding, star