It's Friday night on the streets of L.A.   I'm goin' out, been hangin' 'round the house all day   So, I take me a shower, dress like a big daddy   Stop at the Arco, put some gas in my caddy      Armor on my wheels, shine up my daytons   Check my 12-gage, I see jackers just waitin'   Got in my car, rolled up the tinted glass   Looked for my Zapp tape to pop in my dash      Can't find it, forget it, went under my seat   Found my old fired tape of the song 'Knee Deep'   So, I popped it in, then I pumped it up   Love hearin' funk because disco sucks      Body got chills when the basses started poundin'   I took off because I'm goin' to town and   Won't be back till mornin', don't have to go to school   Better get ready, I'm finna act a fool      The way I [Incomprehensible]      Now, I'm on the move, got a grand in my pocket   Reached for my phone, plugged it in the socket   Heard the dial tone, so I dialed up Aladdin   He answered the phone and said, "What's up?" I said, "What's happenin?"      He said, "Where you been? I been tryin' to get in touch   The party's in Watts," I said, "I don't give a fuck   If you wanna go, just wear neutral colors   If anybody asks you, just tell 'em you're my brother"      Stopped at the store to buy me a Cisco   A 40 ounce and some crackers by Nabisco   Amount and I pulled out a 10   And said, "Fuck it, Supersacco and gin   I'm finna act a fool"      Now, I'm drivin' down Compton on my way to get Aladdin   Feelin' like a pimp till my tape started draggin'   It's a old tape anyway, it ain't no thing   Pulled it out and slapped in Dana Dane      Got to Aladdin's house and I honked my horn   He said, "When we comin' back?" I said, "6 in tha morn"   So, he got in the car, lookin' half-dead   So, I gave him my Cisco and took the 40 to the head      Now, I'm feelin' tipsy and I'm headed for Watts   But wait, what do I see sittin' at the bus stop?   Sexy Susanna had a butt that kills   Pretty long hair but they say it's not real      Aladdin yelled, she threw a rock at my glass   So, I got out my car and drop-kicked her ass   I checked out my window, everything was cool   She was lucky, I was nice and I didn't act a fool      We finally arrived at the party, drunk as a jerk   Got out my car, pressed the kit, so the alarm, would chirp   After that we made our way, I tried not to fall   Couldn't walk a straight line if they let me crawl      Got to the door and what spots my eye?   My homeboy, Mr. Prince, and he's smokin' some Thai   So, I stumbled his way and said, "Hey, pass the jay"   I took a hit for my mouth spray      This girl asked me to dance but I told the hoe no   'Cause she was on my tip cause of my big gold rope   But it seems she got offended, that's splendid   Before she starts somethin', I just slap her and end it      'Cause I feel like a gangster and I just don't care   About a girl with fake drag, fake eyes, fake hair   Fake clothes, fake nails and all that fake jewelry   All she wanna do is tell her friends that she screwed me      I get nutty, act a fool when I want to   Run up when I'm drunk and I just might pump you   Take your car, your wife, keep talkin', your life   Beat you down, like your down and have you smokin' the pipe   Do you know why? Do you know, do you know why? 'Cause I'm cool      Well, kill me   Shoot me, muthafucka   I gotcha   Oh, goddamn