I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door   They're demonstrating outside, I think they're gonna start the third world war   And I've been to my local head shrinker, to help classify my disease   He said it's one of the many cases of acute schizophrenia he sees      Well the milkman's a spy, and the grocer keeps on following me   And the woman next door's an undercover for the K.G.B.   The man from the Social Security keeps on invading my privacy   Oh, there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease      I've got acute schizophrenia, paranoia too   Schizophrenia, schizophrenia   I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose   Acute schizophrenia blues      Lost on the river, the river of no return   I can't make decisions, I don't know which way I'm gonna turn   Even my old dad, lost some of the best friends he ever had   Apparently, his was a case of acute schizophrenia too      I got acute schizophrenia, paranoia too   Schizophrenia, schizophrenia   I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose      They're watching my house, they're tapping my telephone   I can't trust nobody, but I'm much too scared to be on my own   There ain't no satisfaction and there ain't no remedy   No there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease      No there ain't no cure for schizophrenia disease