Thiang   To prove we're not barbarians   They dress us up like savages!   To prove we're not barbarians   We wear a funny skirt!   Ah...............h!      Wives   To prove we're not barbarians   They dress us up like savages!   To prove we're not barbarians   We wear a funny skirt!      Thiang   Western People Funny,   Western People Funny,   Western People Funny,   Of that there is no doubt,   They feel so sentimental   About the Oriental,   They always try to turn us   Inside down down and upside out!      Wives   Upside out and inside down!      Thiang   To bruise and pinch our little toes-   Our feet are cramped in leather shoes-   They'd break if we had brittle toes,   But now they only hurt!   Ah...............h!      Wives   To bruise and pinch our little toes   Our feet are cramped in leather shoes,   They'd break if we had brittle toes,   But now they only hurt!   Western People Funny!   Western People Funny!   Western People Funny!   Too funny to be true!      Thiang Thiang   They think they civilise us Ah.....   Whenever they advise us   To learn to make the same mistake   That they are making too!   .............h!      All   THEY MAKE QUITE A FEW!