Oh, we came to town to see   That old tattoed lady   She was a sight to see   Tattoed from head to knee   My uncle Ned was there   He came to gape and stare   "I've never" he declaired "Seen such a freak so fair!;      And on her jaw was the Royal flying corp   And on her back was the Union Jack, now could you ask for more?   All up and down her spine, were the queen's own guard in line   And all around her hips sailed a fleet of battle ships   And over her left kidney was a birds-eye view of Sidney   But what we liked best was upon her chest   Our little home in Waikiki      What did you say?   (Repeat)