I am the image maker, I am the magic maker   I can turn the most ordinary man in the world into a star   To prove my point, I am going to find the most   Mundane little man and turn him into celebrity   Hmm, this looks like a suitably uninteresting house   I wonder if there's anybody here with enough star quality      It's like another world, being here with you   It's quite a trip for me, so this is reality   I'm studying every movement, I'm trying to learn the part   Now I want you to be natural, just relax and be as you are   'Cos it's all for art, I want to observe the ordinary people      Tomorrow I shall become Norman   I shall go to his office, mix with his workmates   And if they ask any questions   I shall say, "I'm doing research for one of my songs"      Norman and I are changing places   And I'm going to make him a star   So I'm throwing away my stage suit and I'm packing away my guitar   For the sake of art, I'm gonna mix with the ordinary people      God, these pajamas are awful   Awful! Well all I can say is, "My Norman wears them every night"   Alright, no sacrifice is too great for art      The things I've done for music   The things I've done for art   So I'll make these sacrifices and I'll take it like a star   For the sake of art, I will mix with the ordinary people      You'd better come to bed darling   Comin', you'll never get up for work in the morning   Ooh, yeah      I'm making observations and character simulations   I'll mix with his friends and relations and he'll be a part of me   He's changing places with Norman to get background for his songs      I'm immortalizing his life   And I'll even sleep with his wife   For the sake of art   I'll go to bed like the ordinary people      Turn out the light   Turn out the light