Has anybody here seen a chick called Dick   He looks real burly but he's really hip   He's six feet tall and his arms are all brown and hairy      He married Betty Lou back in '65   When you had to be butch to survive   But lately he's been looking at his wife with mixed emotions      You see, he's not a common place closet queen   He shouldn't be hidden, he should be seen   'Cos when he puts on that dress he looks like a princess      Well, the day he came out of the wardrobe   Betty Lou got quite a surprise   She didn't know whether she should get angry or not bat an eye      She really couldn't call up her mama   Mama would positively die   Should she go or stay, or should she try to get a trial separation      You see, he's not a faggot as you might suppose   He just feels restricted in conventional clothes   'Cos when he puts on that dress he feels like a princess      He's not a dandy, he's only living out a fantasy   He's not a pansy, he's only being what he wants to be   Now his life is rearranged and he's grateful for the change   He's out of the wardrobe and now he's got no regrets      Betty Lou didn't know what to do at first   But she's learning to cope at last   She got the best of both worlds and she's really in a state of elation      She says that it helped their relationship   She says a change is as good as a rest   And their friends are finally coming 'round to their way of thinking      She wears the trousers and smokes a pipe   And he washes up, she helps him wipe   'Cos when he puts on that dress he looks like a princess      He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling alright   He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling satisfied   Now it's farewell to the past, the secret's out at last   He's out of the wardrobe and now he's got no regrets