Fat flabby Annie was incredibly big   She weighed just about sixteen stone   And then a fake dietitian went and put her on a diet   Now she looks like skin and bone   She looks like skin and bone      Do the meditation and yoga   And she's thrown away the good food guide   And she's given up the alcohol the pizzas   And the pies and now she's lookin' like she's ready to die   You can't see her walk by      She don't eat no mashed potatoes   She don't eat no buttered scones   She don't eat no carbohydrates   You're gonna look like skin and bone, skin and bone      Living on the edge of starvation   And she says she's got no appetite   And her father and her mother   And her sisters and her brothers   Couldn't see her when she walked by   You can't see her walk by      She don't eat no mashed potatoes   She don't eat no buttered scones   Stay away from carbohydrates   You're gonna look like skin and bone      She used to be so cuddly   She used to be so fat   But oh what a sin 'cos she's oh so thin   That she lost all the friends that she had   She looks like skin and bone      Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin   Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin   Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin   Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin   She said, "Shh"      Skins and bones and bones and bones and bones and   Bones and bones and bones and bones   Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin   Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones   Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin   Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones      If you look flabby   And you feel overweight   And you wanna lose a couple of stone   Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises   And you'll look like skin and bone      Come on rattle them bones   Put your hands up in the ceiling   Bend your hips and touch your toes   Do your daily exercises   You're gonna look like skin and bone      Don't eat no carbohydrates   Don't eat no buttered scones   Stay away from mashed potatoes   You're gonna look like skin and bone, skin and bone