chances are you've heard this   but your headphones mute your equilibrium   the mattress hit, the mistress fooled   but nothing ever felt this good      wake you up and shake you   but your motor skills still speak in slurs      court jester, don't kill the humour   court jester, don't kill the humour      chances are you've cursed this   the volume of the speakers must be proud   don't change your tune   a princess' work is never done    in the bed and breakfast beck and call      wake you up and shake you   but your motor skills still speak in slurs      court jester, don't kill the humour   court jester, don't kill the humour   eeyore, chase your own   eeyore, chase your own   court jester, don't kill the humour   court jester, don't kill the humour      brown shirt, italian cut   goose step and call our bluff   (will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes   will the decibels work as bifocals)   brown shirt, italian cut   goose step and call our bluff   (will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes   will the decibels work as bifocals)      chances are you've heard this   chances are you've cursed this again   don't change your tune    in hearing tests again      court jester, don't kill the humour   court jester, don't kill the humour   eeyore, chase your own   eeyore, chase your own   court jester, don't kill the humour      brown shirt, italian cut   goose step and call our bluff   (will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes   will the decibels work as bifocals)   brown shirt, italian cut   goose step and call our bluff   (will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes   will the decibels work as bifocals)      brown shirt, italian cut   goose step and call our bluff   brown shirt, italian cut   goose step and call our bluff      chances are you've heard this   chances are you've cursed this again