I once met a man with a sense of adventure   He was dressed to trill   Wherever he went he said   "let?s make love on a mountain top   Under the stars, on a big hard rock"      I said, "In these shoes?   What is this, the peace corps?"   I said, "Honey, let?s do it here"      So we?re sitting at a bar in Guadalajara   In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes   He says, "I got a powerful horse outside   Climb on the back, I?ll take you for a ride   I know a little place   We can get there ?fore the break of day"      I said "In these shoes?   No way Jose"   I said "Honey, let?s stay right here      No le guta caminar   No puede montar a caballo   Como se puede bailar   Es un escandalo      Then I met an Englishman   "Oh," he said, "Are you American?"   "Won?t you walk up and down on my spine   It makes me feel strangely alive"      I said, "In these shoes?   Oh, I doubt you?d survive"   I said, "Honey, let?s do it"      No le gusta caminar   No puede montar a caballo   Como se puede bailar   Es un escandalo