He buys me movies and I am the star   He sends me to work in a black shiny car   The girls in the chorus are jealous as hell   But I find it pays when you kiss and you tell   So I jetset around from one place to another   With lots of young geezers he thinks are my brothers   Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care   'cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire      The friends I once knew are a thing of the past   I can't stop to talk 'cos I'm moving too fast   I go to the shops with a chauffeur sometimes   He waits in the car 'cos it saves on the fines   Well you might think that when he's so rich that seems funny   But he got that way 'cos he's careful with money   Zsa zsa's quite gaga but I don't care   'cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire      He won't last much longer if he keeps drinking gin   I filled up the bottle that's marked medicine   He says that he'll leave all his empire to me   And sitting on top is the best place to be   So don't get impatient now boys you must wait   We'll all have such fun when I own the estate   Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care   'cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire      Reporters all ask me if I'd ever switch   But I'd never leave him 'cos he's far too rich   You might want to punch me but you won't dare   'cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire      There's just one thing better than an old millionaire   That's a young millionairess and I'm almost there!