Here comes that man again   It's always ?round midnight   That Amsterdam creeps into my PC   After a long hard day selling pornography   He likes to come home and talk to me      He's got his mind on the job but   His technological props   Oops, another file on the email   And though I'm scared to click open   I just can't help having a look      Oh, here comes that man again   A car crash in my psyche   My curiosity's driving me   Yes, here he comes again   Who'd have thought I'd have as much fun   With an anonymous Dutchman?      I never knew I had it in me   He says the camera is on and   Can I see him yet?   I say, "Babe you look like a ghost   And sound like a Dalek to me"   So let's go back to the written word   Even though we both know it's absurd      Here comes that man again   Here comes that man again   Here comes that man again      Here comes that man again   He knows that I'm online   "Knock knock, who's there?"   It's just a matter of time   Here comes millennium man   Rum and coke in one hand   And in the other   Is that a mouse a see?      Although when I tell him he's corny   It seems to make him quite horny   And through the cyberspace   I watch the rapture on his face   Yes, while his girlfriend is sleeping   His sexuality's peeking      Here comes that man again   After a long hard day   He likes to come home and talk to me   He says it's something he needs   He can't stop spilling the seeds   God bless European unity   And all those who never sleep      Sha la la la la, get your rocks off, baby   Sha la la la la, get your rocks off, baby   Sha la la la la, get your rocks off   Another stain on another blue dress      Sha la la la la, get your rocks off, baby   Sha la la la la, get your rocks off, baby   Sha la la la la, get your rocks off   Yes, yes