Oh Mr. Pleasant, how is Mrs. Pleasant?   I hope the world is treating you right   And your head's in the air and you're feeling so proud   'Cause you're such a success   And the whole wide world is on your side, hey, hey   How are you today?      People said Mr. Pleasant is good   Mr. Pleasant is kind, Mr. Pleasant's okay   Mr. Pleasant don't mind   As long as Mr. Pleasant's all right, hey, hey   How are you today?      How's your father, how's your mother?   How's your sister, how's your brother?   How's your brand new limousine?   Twenty-four inch TV screen?   Did you like prosperity more than you liked poverty?   Life is easier, so much easier, life is easier now      Oh Mr. Pleasant, how is Mrs. Pleasant?   Did you know she was flirting around   With another young man?   And he's taking her out when you have to work late   And it's not so pleasant after all, hey, hey   How are you today?      People said Mr. Pleasant is good   (Mr. Pleasant is good)   Mr. Pleasant is kind   (Mr. Pleasant is kind)   Mr. Pleasant's okay   (Mr. Pleasant's okay)   Mr. Pleasant don't mind   As long as Mr. Pleasant's all right, hey, hey   How are you today?      Mr. Pleasant is good   Mr. Pleasant is kind   Mr. Pleasant's okay   Hey, hey   How are you today?