Motorway food is the worst in the world   You've never eaten food like you've eaten on the motorway   Motorway food is the worst in the world      The coffee tastes weak and the cakes taste stale   And gasoline fumes are the worst to inhale   Your stomach rolls over and your face turns pale      Oh, that motorway livin'   Ain't it a thrill to be so free, yeah   Riding down the motorway   Got to charge up my batteries   Rest my seat, rest my eyes   So tired, tired of livin'   Tired of livin' this motorway livin'      Motorway tea is warm and wet   The rain is a pouring and it's four in the morning   And it's all I can get      You've never seen loose like motorway loose   Thousands of people passing through   It's enough to put you off of your motorway food      Oh, that motorway living   Ain't it a thrill to be so free, yeah   Got to get away from   Cats eyes, cold meat pies   Thousand on raft, cold French fries   So tired, tired of livin'   Tired of livin' this motorway livin'      Motorway food is invariably fried   It feeds me and keeps me   And helps me survive      Oh, that motorway   Ain't it a thrill to be so free, yeah   Riding down the motorway   Cats eyes, cold meat pies   Thousand on raft, cold French fries   So tired, tired of livin'   Tired of livin' this motorway livin'      Motorway food is the worst in the world   You'll never eat food like you've eaten on the motorway   Motorway food is the worst in the world      My stomach's upset and I don't feel well   Gotta get my head down   Stop for a while in a motorway hotel      Mama, oh mama, my dear Suzi too   This motorway message is sent just for you   My headache's improved but my back really hurts   I never thought I'd travel so far to work