I met her in a club down in old Soho   Where you drink champagne   It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola      She walked up to me and she asked me to dance   I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice   She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola      Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy   But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine   Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola      Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand   Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man   Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola      Well, we drank champagne and danced all night   Under electric candlelight   She picked me up and sat me on her knee   And said, "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"      Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy   But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola   L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola   Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola      I pushed her away, I walked to the door   I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees   Then I looked at her and she at me      That's the way that I want it to stay   I always want it to be that way for my Lola, L-L-Lola      Girls will be boys and boys will be girls   It's a mixed up muddled up, shook up world   Except for Lola, L-L-Lola      Well, I left home just a week before   And I'd never ever kissed a woman before   But Lola smiled and took me by the hand   And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man"      Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man   But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man   And so is Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola   Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola      Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola   Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola   Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola      Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola   Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola   Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola