(kinky friedman)      Time to resign from the human race   Wipe those tears from your lovely face   Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose   Before all hell breaks loose.      Before you go I wish you'd come   Before you leave wish you'd love me some.   I'll give you all of the dreams you can use   Before all hell breaks loose.   All right!      Now I know what the gypsy meant   When he told me I'd never be president.   He said, ¡°adopt a korean, kill you a moose   Before all hell breaks loose. ¡±      You poked fun at my cowboy shoes,   You said they looked just like big canoes.   Now it's time for the chosen ones to choose   Before all hell breaks loose.      Turn out the lights, honey, turn on the news   God save the queen and the kangaroos   And what kind of rubbers did joseph use   Before all hell broke loose.      Time to resign from the human race,   Wipe those tears from your lovely face.   Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose   Before all hell breaks loose.   Hell on america!