Hello love   You look all worn out poor thing   Let me take your brief case   That's a good boy, now you come and sit down   Over here and relax and I'll make you   A nice cuppa tea, then we'll have dinner   And we can sit and watch the Tele   By the way dear,   How'd you get on at the office?      I mustn't stay in this job too long   I gotta get out before the hold is too strong   Have to get out before my ambition is gone   'Cos it's breaking me up and bringing me down      But when I get home you make it all worthwhile   You make me laugh and you make me smile   And after a hard day sorting out the files   You make it all worthwhile      Oh, I've just remembered we've only got Shepherd's Pie   Do you like it?   Oh no, I hate it   Hate it? But my Norman loves it so much   And you did ask me to act normally, didn't you?      I mean I can't cope with all that   Fancy stuff you like to eat like Pizzas and Eggs Bennon   Benedict or whatever you call it, I mean   Alright, alright, I'll eat it and afterwards   I'll write a whole verse about your cooking      You mustn't blame yourself like you do   It's gonna make a nervous wreck out of you   So wipe your nose and dry your eyes   What's the point of cracking up   All because of Shepherd's Pie?      Oh baby, you never know what I've been through   I break my back and sweat and slave   To bring some money home to you      Oh baby, you won't believe it but it's true   What a boring occupation can do   It can make a nervous wreck out of you   It can kill your spirit and destroy your mind      But when I get home you make it all worthwhile   You make me laugh and you make me smile   And after a hard day sorting out the files   You make it all worthwhile      Would you like Steam Pudding and Custard for afters?   Darling, that would be marvellous      And when I come home you make it all worthwhile   You make me laugh and you make me smile   And after a hard day working on the files   You make it all worthwhile      Come on darling, let's go and have dinner   'Cos when I come home you make it all worthwhile   You make me laugh and you make me smile   And after a hard day working on the files   You make it all worthwhile