Imagine this, Selassie tell di dread dem seh him a nuh GOD    Imagine this, you see him a issue out soap and rag    Imagine this, you see him wid a Moschino catalogue    Imagine this, you ask him if him nyam pork and him nod       Imagine this, dem ketch Seaga a shoot up a funeral    Imagine this, Porsha feel up Lexxus a mineral    Imagine this, dem see Muta inna shoes, him ginal    Imagine this, mi sight PJ wid a hottie hottie gal       Imagine this, Puff Daddy deh yah a sell sugar cane    Imagine this, Eve leff har husband fi Baby Wayne    Imagine this, Capleton deh pon a flight a go Spain    Imagine this, when him look nuh Beenie man a fly di plane       Chorus:    Absent mind send you many places    Mek you see whole heap a things whole heap a faces    Absent mind mek you see nuff sign    Mek you 50 and feel you a 9 sometime       Imagine this, you meet a girl over Hillshire sand    Imagine this, she inna tights and sittin buff lacka yam    Imagine this, one month run off pon har you spend couple gran    Imagine this, when something fi run it is a man       Imagine this, all church people stop mek noise    Imagine this, pastor Blair a badman under disguise    Imagine this, all di President Dodus baptize    Imagine this, di shotta dem a swarm church like flies       Chorus:    Absent mind send you many places    Mek you see whole heap a things whole heap a faces    Absent mind mek you see nuff sign    Mek you 50 and feel you a 9 sometime       Imagine this, Papa Biggy and Bubbler inna bed    Imagine this, is a wig Sizzla have pon him head    Imagine this, Tony Rebel deh jail fi tief egg    Imagine this, you just win all di lotto and dead       Chorus:    Absent mind send you many places    Mek you see whole heap a things whole heap a faces    Absent mind mek you see nuff sign    Mek you 50 and feel you a 9 sometime       rept. verse 1    rept. chorus