Come on then, boys, let's have us a drink   "Is there one there for me?" is the cry   I'm sorry about me, I'm sorry about me, mates   Do you think we will last out the night?      We've had a slack hand, Danny boys down a grand   We're having it down his 'ouse tonight   It's getting harder to see maybe another dream   Spiders will do me right      And we're having it round your 'ouse   There I've said it, it's out   Well, we know that you'll be about   'Cos we're having it round your 'ouse      All I remember was, we were a sight to be seen   I'll remember for the rest of my life   We had everyone there who had the bus fare   But when they were gone we carried on   And raised out the shout of Masai      And we're having it round your 'ouse   There I've said it, it's out   Well, we know that you'll be about   'Cos we're having it round your 'ouse      As well as our crew, we had justice too   The drivers were flying by night   Compulsion arrived to drink ripple wine   And soon we were messy as shite      And midnight express was looking its best   With none what was left, came home for a rest   To have it round our 'ouse as well      And we're having it round your 'ouse   There I've said it, it's out   Well, we know that you'll be about   'Cos we're having it round your 'ouse