Phase one      I grab the henny and twist the top   Guzzle it that's when the reaction starts   I split the chalk with the dutch   Had the hash in the greenery, then the l get sparked   Keith murray's never smokin on babith   Niggas give me dirt and I throw it in the garbage   Actual facts, writin exact, sacks of african black   I smoke two back to back   I smoke so much I choke out fire alarms   With the towel under the door feel the effect of the bar   Put visine in my eyes so no one can tell   Looked in the mirror, said to myself yo you high as hell   I inhale a gray smoke full of tram   Get 3-dimensional visions like cd-rom   Inahle it through your mouth, freeze like you froze   Then *blowing sound*, blow it out yo nose      Chorus: repeat lines 11-14 2x      Me and the funk doctor spot up top on the hop   Block two big jig hot shots coppin mots   Seasons slice precise, ice 'n' tights   Chickenheads that circle the block twice   If you chokin then pass 'cause it's not a game   Bitches hit my blunts and never feel the same   They start actin strange and kinda erotic   I try to tell her you ain't nothin bout no chronic   Ahh drats I think I'll take a long walk   And light a fat one up for the sargeant general of new york   Who determine gettin lifted kill brain cells maybe   If it wasn't for weed, niggas would be goin crazy   So smell it from afar, comin from the bar   Or rushin out when I open up the car door   Whether home or party in a bag or a jar   Put that lah in the air and represent with a stand form      Chorus 2x      I'm not sayin i'ma a pothead, 'cause I'm not   I'm just sayin that I smoke alot   Catch me in v.i.p. smokin with dennis scott   Or after the show in the parkin lot   I only buy weed from a selective few   'cause niggas is wicked and they will get you   I ran outta blunts got some paper from your mother   She had extra weed so we rolled another   No doubt, I hear you out   Before I roll my l, I think the cancer part out   I'ma kite 'cause I missed the buddah spot before the flight   And damn we gon be away for like 12 nights   So here I am in amsterdam gettin high again   You know what, come to think of it, yo, I'd love a heineken   Inhale it through your mouth, freeze like you froze   Then *blowing sound* blow it out yo nose      Chorus