Oooh when I was a little boy   Only one or two   The first thing I did enjoy   Was a plate of Barbeque      CHORUS:   Barbeque sliced beef and bread   Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red   Barbeque makes old ones feel young   Barbeque makes everybody someone   If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do   Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque      Now there was a girl I knew   She treated me so mean   I offered her my Barbeque   She licked my platter clean      CHORUS      Don't give me no broccoli   Or any Swiss fondue   Baby if you want to rock me   Give me good ole barbeque      CHORUS      Don't send me to heaven   It ain't where I should go   Cause the Devil's got a charcoal pit   And a good fire down below      CHORUS      Let your feet hit the street   Find a good place to eat   Get some Barbeque