Rolling up in his shiny black Benz   Talking on his iPhone   Won't leave me alone oh no   Tired of his chat box flying   Always trying out the latest crazy ringtone   Why won't he go home? (go home)   I know he thinks he is the hottest   While he is outside cooling   Don't think that he's the weather   Girls like me won't be fooling   Walking in a star bucks   Only thinking about his thirst   Let the door slam in my face   Forgot it's ladies first!      Backwards, backwards   I think he's got it backwards   My daddy told me all about   The things that I can do without   Backwards, backwards   I think he's got it backwards   Put your nonsense on the shelf   You think you know how to impress a girl      (Ha, not really, enough about me)   Backwards   (I wanna know what you think about me)   (Oh, no!)      He was late   But looking great   Sportin' and fancy clothes   But without a rose   And that's how that goes (Mmm mmm!)   I'm glad I buy his smile   White and brightened   When he says let's catch a flick   And you'll be my chick (No way!)   I heard his favorite pick up line   Now you can trust me, baby   All of the girls gather round    I guess they must be crazy   Daddy didn't raise a fool   I see where this is going   Open up the door wide   Cause his head keeps growing      Backwards, backwards   I think he's got it backwards (Yeah yeah)   My daddy told me all about   The things that I can do without (hey hey)   Backwards, backwards   I think he's got it backwards   Put your nonsense on the shelf   You think you know how to impress a girl      Backwards, backwards (You think you're so cool)   I think he's got it backwards   My daddy told me all about   The things that I can do without (And I see right through you)    Backwards, backwards   I think he's got it backwards   Put your nonsense on the shelf   You think you know how to impress a girl      Egotistic, narcissitic    That doesn't work for me   (What ya talking about girl?)   Talk about being smug over-ambitious   Humble with a C-N-T   Now the blazing sun   And the world does not revolve   Around you, can't see what you...   Walking past the store window   You see no collection   Can't miss the opportunity   To check out your reflection   Never met a mirror   That you didn't truely love   Your body can't get close   Cause you're all you're thinking of!      Backwards, backwards (Oh!)   I think he's got it backwards   My daddy told me all about (Oooohhohh oohh)   The things that I can do without (Yeah yeah)   Backwards, backwards   I think he's got it backwards (ooooohohohh)   Put your nonsense on the shelf   You think you know how to impress a girl      Backwards, backwards (My daddy told me)   I think he's got it backwards   My daddy told me all about (He told me all about your kind)   The things that I can do without (Oh yeah)   Backwards, backwards (He told me)   I think he's got it backwards (He really told me)    Put your nonsense on the shelf (You better go home)   You think you know how to impress a girl