the cuckoo in your clock had a heart attack   the droop in your stock turned your market black   if walls could talk they'd say i don't want to shack up   like the water i want to keep running      a lawyer with leprosy stole your umbrella   reached over your shoulder and took your fromunda cheese   you didn't even notice it makes me wonder   if you even know what goes on in your home      this isn't a come on so come on let's face it   the come on your face is really just mayonnaise   it was on your sandwich but then you misplaced it   now you're going to hell man      where aleister crowley milks cows in the dairy   and the cows are the dowry for the dead girls he marries   tariffs are tallied when bovines are buried   the farmer in the dell is the devil      i wore prosthetic pants to the homecoming dance   and my homeboy leroy had legs made of bok choy   i ate him while we danced, loaned him my pants   romance is romantic if you've got the answers      velvet rabbit lives in a bubble   everyone's scared about germs getting shared   and nobody knows how soft you are      velvet rabbit lives in a bubble   everyone's scared about germs getting shared   and nobody knows how soft you are      the cuckoo in your clock had a heart attack   the droop in your stock turned your market black   if walls could talk they'd say i don't want to shack up   like the water i want to keep running   like the water i want to keep running   like the water i want to keep running