i wonder if you've ever seen   the way the man in the lookout house looks at me   before he takes out his teeth and asks me to sign the wall   and i sign his wall with a heel of bread   dipped in green listerine   and then i kiss him on the head   and leave through the door in the floor   as he starts to fall down dead      i've got a pocket full of quarters and i'm headed for the woods   i'm gonna play miss pac man in a puddle of mud   i'm not gonna lose my shoes unless i start to cry   and the man in the moon said i'm not left handed   and he did a swan dive to the promise land   while you were lost in my bob hope diamond eyes      there's scary topiary to the left of the pool   the trail to the right goes back to middle school   i'm trying to read what the flashing red letters say   they say lowest common destiny and so i run away   'cause i can't make the grade when i'm on display   here comes the man with the laminated plan   for the vince mcmahon expressway      will you be me? will you be me?   wear my clothes, drink my coffee,   write my mommy, do my homework,   feed my babies, fight my crazies      will you be me? will you be me?   wear my clothes, drink my coffee,   write my mommy, do my homework,   feed my babies, fight my crazies      my cat came back life, turned into a skunk   kissed my dog and he got drunk   when i tried to pet her she turned into a beam of light   pam and susie were there i said i miss you   but they didn't hear me   the ground started bouncing so i jumped up trying   to feel like an angel flying   watch out for the power lines   unless you wanna die