i'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine   is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend   maybe i'll listen to back in black again   and write more letters that i'll never send      and pretend i'm going for a drive   and pretend i'm driving on I-5   and pretend i'm drinking five alive   and soon you will arrive      and say you're my hippie i'll say i'm your hippie   we'll giggle and cuddle and always be happy   we'll never go crazy we'll never feel crappy   we'll never feel crappy we'll always be happy      and you and me will be whirlwinds of danger   we'll crash on our bikes and take candy from strangers   i'll sleep on the top bunk you'll sleep in the manger   the odds always upstage the wager      i'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine's   back in the sack with his burger king girlfriend   maybe i'll play tekken 2 all alone again   hold down select and then laff at big heads      so please be my hippie i'm nobody's hippie   we'll smoke some patchouli our lives will be trippy   i try to be mallory but i'm still skippy   we'll freebase tamari like pat benatari      i'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine   is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend   maybe i'll listen to back in black again   and write more letters that i'll never send   and write more letters that i'll never send