shoulda heard what my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee   he said "last night that furby it was talkin to me   talking in the language of love"      and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee   he said "that mannequin head shoulda gone with   the purple eye shadow instead"      and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee   he said "i don't mind them pokemon just as long   as they leave me alone"      and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee   he said "them garbage pail kids shoulda got a lot more credit   for the wacky things they did"      and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee   he said "muhammad ali barbie really floats like a butterfly stings like a bee,   floats like a butterfly stings like a bee, yeah yeah"      but talking ernest he was just making small talk   there was something bigger on his mind   "gee, i'm glad it's raining, the gentle rhythm heals the hurt inside   i'm really glad it's raining, the wounded warrior needs a place to hide   everyone needs someone they can count on til the end   what they needed was a hero all i wanted was a friend   all i wanted was a friend"      and then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee   "hey man, it's over" he said "have you heard the news?   jim varney's dead, he's dead"      and then your talking pee-wee said to talking ernest   "but my friend he's not gone i pull the string on your back   and he lives on and on, on and on"      but then talking pee-wee turned to muhammad ali barbie   and said "i'm glad i'm not talking ernest 'cause that is a hell of a legacy   that is a hell of a legacy, yeah yeah"