light as a feather stiff as a board   light as a feather stiff as a board   stink mama come ride my rollercoaster of love   tell me that i'm good (tell me that i'm cute)   light as a feather stiff as a board   light as a feather stiff as a board   stink mama come and ride   sneak into my hospital bed   (sneak into my left shoe   underneath the parachute)   light as a feather stiff as a board (envious feathers)   light as a feather stiff as a board (stiff as a cyborg)   stink mama you're my cyber poster dream girl   (underneath your underneath your wares)   where did it ever go?   (in your hair under there)   light as a feather stiff as a board   light as a feather stiff as a board   stink mama (come around)   stink mama (ooh yeah)   stink mama (ooh baby)   do that to me one more time   count em one time one more time   count them one more time (one more time)   light as a feather stiff as a board   light as a feather stiff as a board   (aaaaaa aaaaaahhh)