[Originally by Bad Religion]      there's a place where everyone can be happy   it's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world   it's made of candy canes and planes   and bright, red choo choo trains   and the meanest little boys   the most innocent little girls   and you know, I wish that I could go there   it's a road that I have not found   and I wish you the best of luck, dear,   drop a card or letter to my side of town      'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend   but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send   and you   painted my entire world   but I   don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled   and I won't forget it      there's a place where everyone can be right   even though you remain determined to be opposed   admittance requires no qualifications   it's where everyone has been and where everybody goes   so please try not to be impatient   for we all hate standing in line   and when the farm is good and bought   you'll be there without a thought   and eternity my friend, is a long fuckin' time      'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend   but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send   and you   painted my entire world   but I   don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled   and I won't forget it