"Aight so you niggaz wanna know how a nigga ends up in jail   Servin a 40 to life sentence for dope that wasnt even his   Just sit back and listen Ill tell you   Its some hillarious thangs boy   And its a wild wild chain of events that gets yo ass in here      (Chorus)   Momma I don't wanna sell   Birds no more ( I gotta fuckin funny story to tell yall)   They pushed me down and locked me up   Put my face on the floor ( you remember me and big paul and my whole crew)   They took my money and my credit card   Now I'm poor (government snitches are paid)   Momma I don't wanna sell   Crack no more ( listen it gon take about 3 minutes just listen)      [Killer Mike]   After high school I gained lots a weight   And I ain't talkin bout calories put on by state   The recipie I'm cookin may send me upstate   Use bakin soda cook the pie collect cake, not Pillsbury   These niggaz kick down doors find out where millsbury   Shits very intense and critical   And when we drew pistols shit got pitiful   The first leak was bullshit a half a brick   We robbed the middle man and a bum bitch   The dumb bitch   But between me and him and that whore   We walked away wit 18 and a bigger score   Some nigga named Salvator from El Salvador   Got silver teeth and a star on his jaw   Young Antonio Montana   Held up mansion North Atlanta   We hit 'em hard and stores hammer YEA!      (Chorus)      Momma I don't wanna sell   birds no more   (ok I know wat you thinkin its on right we on right we on)   They pushed me down and locked me up   Put my face on the floor   (hold up hold up hold up be patient be patient listen to the rest listen listen)   They took my money and my credit card   Now I'm poor   (man I feel like a ass hole just tellin you this man)   Momma I don't wanna sell   Crack no more   (tell that kid gimme the car check it out heres where it gets interesting follow this shit)      [Killer Mike]   I little spot had more birds than a pet shop   More guns than a Vietnam Vet   We was set   Loaded up the work and lets jet   My nigga Big Paul loaded up the uhaul   1000 pounds uncut raw   Hold on wats that I saw in the distance   Did he have a crew offerin resistance   Pauley said "its probly nothin   A small animal or somethin"   My nerves got ta jumpin   I swear I herd somethin   I pointed the 4 fifth in the wind and start dumpin   Now blue light is comin   My crew is runnin   Cops is everywhere they keep comin   All of us sick   And all of us caught holdin our dick   We robbed the nigga the same day the fuckin feds hit   We robbed the nigga the same day the fuckin feds hit   Me and Salvador fucked up in the mix   That middle man the dumb bitch   Them niggaz snitched GOT DAMN!!      (Chorus)      Momma I don't wanna sell   Birds no more   (so young man this is why the fuck I'm sittin here wearin this tan suit like this)   They pushed me down and locked me up   Put my face on the floor   (I hear Savador got extradited or some shit)   They took my money and my credit card   Now I'm poor   (the grown bitch was a snitch? who knows)   Momma I don't wanna sell   Crack no more      (Man I shoula fuckin stayed in job court...   Stayed my fuckin ass in job court doin this dumb ass shit   now I'm fuckin around wit yall stupid ass niggaz too   Aint no niggaz in jail but dumb niggaz   Niggaz trip me out you ain't a real nigga   if you ain't been to jail FUCK THAT I was stupid   I'm in jail and most of these niggaz in here stupid too HA HA HA HA)