I'm bored of cheap & cheerful   I want expensive sadness   Hospital bills, parole   Open doors to madness      I want you to be crazy   'Cause you're borin'   Baby, when you're straight      I want you to be crazy   'Cause you're stupid   Baby, when you're sane      I'm sick of social graces   Show your sharp-tipped teeth   Lose your cool in public   Dig that illegal meat      'Cause love is just a dialog   You can't survive on ice-cream   You got the same needs as a dog      It's alright   (It's alright)   To be mean   (To be mean)      It's alright   (It's alright)   To be mean   (To be mean)      I want you to be crazy   'Cause you're borin'   Baby, when you're straight      I want you to be crazy   'Cause you're stupid   Baby, when you're sane      It's alright   (It's alright)   To be mean   (To be mean)      It's alright   (It's alright)   To be mean   (To be mean)      It's alright   (It's alright)   To be mean   (To be mean)      It's alright   (It's alright)   To be mean   (To be mean)      I want you to be crazy   'Cause you're borin'   Baby, when you're straight      I want you to be crazy   'Cause you're stupid   Baby, when you're sane      I want you to be crazy   'Cause you're borin'   Baby, when you're straight      I want you to be crazy   'Cause you're stupid   Baby, when you're sane