Simply, knowing you exist   Ain't good enough for me   But asking for your telephone number   Seems highly inappropriate      Seeing as I can't, you don't say hi and you walk by   And that time you shook my hand, it felt so nice   I swear I've never felt this way about any other guy   And I don't usually notice people's eyes but      I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally   But I was walking along and I bumped into you   Much more heavily than I'd originally planned   It was well embarrassing   And I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat      I just think that we'd get on   Oh, I wish I could tell you face to face   Instead of singing this stupid song   But yeah, I just think that we might get on      So, I went to that party   Everyone, they're kind of arty   And I was wearing this dress   'Cause I wanted to impress   But I wasn't sure if I looked my best   'Cause I was so nervous      But I carried on regardless   Strutting through each room trying to find you   And when I saw you kissing that girl   My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered   And when I tried to speak, I stuttered      And my friends were like, "Whatever   You'll find someone better   His eyes are way to close together   And we never even liked him from the start   And now he's with that tart   And I heard she done some really nasty stuff   Down in the park with Michael"      "He said she's easy   And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy   Then he ain't worth your time   'Cause you deserve a real nice guy"   So, I proceeded to get drunk and to cry   Locked myself in the toilets for the entire night      Saturday night, I watched Channel 5   I particularly liked CSI   I don't ever dream about you and me   I don't ever make up stuff about us   That would because that's insanity      I don't ever drive by your house   To see if you're in   I don't even have an opinion   On that tramp that you are still seeing      I don't know your timetable   I don't know your face of by heart   But I must admit that there's still a part of me   That thinks we might get on   That we could get on, that we should get on