Everybody's checking me out   Checking me out checking me out         Dreaming late at night of you and me   Conspiracy and theology   No messages on my answering machine   It's becoming suspicious how you neglect me   Was the party too hard or was it her   Was she hearing the rumors was she spreading them   I dont know what to do boy   All i hear is this freakin noise      Why cant anybody keep it private   That you and me are messing around