Down the hall, upstairs from me   There's a girl I swear I never seen   I hear the ringing of her phone   She must live up there all alone      She hangs her clothes out on the line   They're hanging there right next to mine   And if the wind should blow just right   She could be in my arms tonight      We are the lonely all together   All together we're all alone   We are the lonely all together   All together we're all alone      The cashier at the 'Pump And Pay'   Knows everything's gonna be okay   The all night, all right rent a cop   Is across the street at the donut shop   ([Incomprehensible], donut shop)      The waitress waits with whiskey sour   At the single-mingle happy hour   The one man band begins to sing   Accompanied by a drum machine      We are the lonely all together   All together we're all alone   We are the lonely all together   All together we're all alone      White divorced swinging male   Seeks company to no avail   Worthless, ruthless, toothless man   Wants wealthy woman with a plan      SWF with a PhD   Seeks TLC at the AT&T   GWM, nice and trim   Seeks S E X at the G Y M      Ugly man treats girls like dirt   Wants buttons sewn upon his shirt   DUI at the B A R   Seeks M A N with C A R      We are the lonely all together   All together we're all alone   We are the lonely all together   All together we're all alone      We are the lonely   (We are the lonely)   All together   (All together)      All together   (All together)   We're all alone   (We're all alone)      We are the lonely   (We are the lonely)   All together   (All together)      All together   (All together)   We're all alone   (We're all alone)      Toothy gal with breasts so large   Takes Visa Amex Master Charge   Dial 1-900 girls for fun   You lonely little hot dog bun      Straight but curious, 33   [Incomprehensible]