I come home from work this evening   There was a note in the frying pan   It said fix your own supper babe   I run off with the fuller brush man      And I miss the way she used to yell at me   The way she used to cuss and moan   And if I ever go out and get married again   I'll never leave my wife at home      Well, I sat down at the table   Screamed and I hollered and cried   And I commenced a carryin' on   Till I almost lost my mind      'Cause I miss the way she used to yell at me   The way she used to cuss and moan   And if I ever go out and get married again   I'll never leave my wife at home      If I ever see another salesman   Come a knockin' at my door   I'm gonna pick up a rock and hit him on the head   And knock him down on the floor      'Cause I miss the way she used to yell at me   The way she used to cuss and moan   And if I ever go out and get married again   I'll never leave my wife at home