I'm awfully tired of the same old business   Kiss the babies, make 'em cry   I'm only lookin' for one good woman   Cross my heart and hope to die   Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye      Got a load of mashed potatoes   Holdin' gravy like a fishin' hole   I know something that might sound funny   I got no money and my buddy's broke   I got no money and my buddy's broke      Counterculture, mother vulture   Post toasties and a quart of beer   I'm only looking for a place to go to   Somebody ask me what I'm doin' here?    Somebody ask me what I'm doin' here?       A boneless breast and a crispy thigh   Sittin' at the bar n' giving me the eye   Black crows on a garbage can   What kind of fella do you think I am?    Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye      I'm fallin' in with bad companions   My mind is weak and my throat is dry   Thanksgiving in the grand canyon   Can't keep my fingers off that country pie      I'm awfully tired of the same old business   Kiss the babies, make 'em cry   I'm only lookin' for one good woman   Cross my heart and hope to die   Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye   Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye