Forbidden Jimmy   Has got a mighty sore tooth   From biting too many dimes   In a telephone booth      He's got half of his boot lace   Tied to the dial   Well thank you operator   For getting Jimmy to smile      "Call out the coast guard"   Screamed the police   Forbidden Jimmy   He's got three water skis      He put two on his wavelength   And gave one to his girl   She's a mighty fine person   It's a mighty fine world      I'm gonna make all your sorrows bright   Set your soul free   I'll see you tomorrow night   If I can still see      Ginger Caputo   And Dorian Gray   Oughta stay out of pictures   If they got nothin' to say      Stack 'em back on the rack Jack   Ya know, you're hurting my eye   Forbidden Jimmy   He's getting ready to fly      Gonna make all your sorrows bright   Set your soul free   I'll see you tomorrow night   If I can still see      I got caught cooking popcorn   And calling it hail   They wanna stick my head   Inside a water pail      Ya know, they're gonna be sorry   They're gonna pay for it too   Forbidden jimmy   He's coming straight at you