"He Hates Me"      I met a guy last night and girl I felt the earth move   If you’d a been there I swear you would’ve felt it to   But I spilled red wine on his white shirt   I stuttered and stumbled over all my words      Cause he’s got these brown eyes that drive me crazy   And oh my god that smile of his just slays me   Yeah I love him, wanna have his babies   The only problem is he hates me      I thought I’d make things better so I asked if he’d like to dance   If we could get a little closer I thought might have a chance   Then my ex walked in and a fight broke out   So much for a kiss with his busted up mouth      But he’s got these brown eyes that drive me crazy   And oh my god that smile of his just slays me   Yeah I love him, wanna have his babies   The only problem is he hates me      We could be honeymoonin' south of the border   If he’d just drop that restrainin' order      Cause he’s got these brown eyes that drive me crazy   And oh my god that smile of his just slays me   Yeah I love him, wanna have his babies   The only problem is he hates me