In this house, there are many many mansions   And a tower in desperate need of a spire   And a million little churches for all denominations   Better get good advice, if you're a first time buyer   The ghosts around here, well, they are big business   They're union so they only come out at night   But they'll scare you half to death when you are sleeping   So please remember when you turn out the lights   Please clear off the floor   Your tickets just aren't valid anymore   Cos elvis, elvis has left the building      It was just one small step for humanity   But it took him half an hour to cross the floor   And the little girls scream and turn into their mothers   Who got much more respect before the war   Used to be the world would take our cues from one another   Now just one man can tear the world in half   Some idiot's cracking jokes that he will never understand   About how he hates gays and everybody laughs   Please clear off the floor   That joke just isn't funny anymore   Cos elvis, elvis has left the building   Elvis, elvis has left the building      Aloha earth, this is elvis calling   You'll find me in the big house now   I'm gone but I've not forgotten   I've joined the order   I've taken vows   I didn't like what I saw down there anyhow      Now everyone wants to see the clocks turned backwards   To when men were men and women cooked their meals   When you could only sing on tv from the waist up,   (but you could do it live)   Well I'm 25 and I don't know how that feels   So me and my friends we decide to have a party   But the outside world crashes and it gets so unreal   Cos each of us is a fragment with a million little centres   Soon someone will discover the wheel   Please clear off the floor   Your tickets just aren't valid anymore   Cos elvis, elvis has left the building