It's been raining for a million years   And the weather just won't turn   Try to build a fire round your place   And the damned logs refuse to burn   The braindead have been sitting on their sunbeds   Where's heaven for it's own sake   Lying dead or half-forgotten   At the bottom of a bottomless lake      But when the sun comes out   The world's gonna go crazy   Everybody's gonna move their arms about   Cos what they believed is turned inside-out   When the sun comes out      It's been raining since I don't know when   We're all in for a big surprise   Go to the woods in your dreams tonight   And when you awake you won't believe your eyes   It's all the rage, it'll make the front page   Gotta get the gutter press going down the drain   Butter melts if you leave it near the window   And it's time to try and use a deckchair again      But when the sun comes out....      When the sun comes out   His pa will be so disappointed   To find out his son was double-jointed   Some will flounder   Some will be anointed   The son couldn't wait to do a turn-about      It's been raining but it's gonna stop   Cats and dogs will shake themselves   Time to work, time to pick those hops   I gotta go and mend the greenhouse shelves   This was meant, well, it's all heaven-sent   Go out naked and have no fear   One boy spent a little life in torment   But now he's grinning from ear to ear   Now he's grinning from here to here...