How can you be so dark and disgusting   When she's all sweetness and light   She doesn't lie through her teeth all day   She doesn't grind them in her dreams   When you hold her tight at night   How can you be so sick and suspicious   When she's health and goodness personified?    That love you gave her, it's just a virus   That wants blood for dr.hyde   She's an angel and you're a clown   She'll be flying when you're six feet under the ground   You'll be lying because someone told you you should   She's an angel and you're no good      How can you be so cool and distant   When she always does her best to be here   Right between your dreams and your nightmare desires   The hole in your wall has got so small   Her stockings are so sheer   How can you be so greedy and hopeless   She gives you everything but you still want more   If you could see the looks you give her   That's something you'd abhor   She's an angel and you're a joke   A shaggy dog shuffling in to give the punchline a poke   You're just dying to turn her into red riding hood   She's an angel and you're no good      She's a not a barbie doll   You can drag around on some dog collar   You can't wrap love up in clingflim   Keep it from getting older   She'll always be so artless   You're heartless, getting colder   Don't try to come from behind   Cos I'll be right over your shoulder      How can you treat her dumb and stupid   When she knows that you're not the bee's knees   You'll have to let her turn the bedside light right off   Instead of you turning it down to mood by the three degrees   How can you be so limp and spineless   When she'd even help you to make your final stand   It's not enough for anyone   Just to lie back and think of iceland   She's not an angel, she's flesh and blood   You do the dirty and she's crawled around right in your mud   Now you're crying, I think that we knew that you would   She's an angel and you're no good