Yeah, there's evil in my chair   Yeah, there's evil in my chair   There's evil in my chair   He's simply sitting over there      There's evil in my chair   He's simply staring back at me   And he is watching my TV   Yeah, he is staring back at me      He wants to keep me company   Yeah, there's evil in my house   And he needs a ride downtown   Yeah, I got to give him a ride downtown      Yeah, I'm driving him downtown   Because he wants to hang around   And there's evil in my car   He's flicking ashes on my floor      He's flicking ashes on my floor   He's putting butts out on my floor   Because he knows just what I'm looking for   And there's evil in my car      And he keeps to the down low   But he don't like driving slow   He knows just where to go   Because he's always in the know      And evil's gonna drive a while   And I'm reeling from the fix   And a whiff can make me sick   At the time it did the trick      Now I don't care if the time ticks   And evil's gonna try to get me home   I get lost along the way   And there's nothing I can say      Yeah, I get lost along the way   A little farther every day   And evil won't admit a god damned thing   Yeah, evil got me home      And he thinks I shouldn't be alone   Until I'm better he'll be there   It's like he really seems to care   There's evil in my chair      Yeah, it doesn't matter where   I will find him waiting there   There's evil in my chair   Evil in my chair      Evil, evil in my chair, in my house   Evil in my house   Evil in my house   Evil in my house      Evil, evil gonna live in my house   Oh babe, evil, evil in my house   Sit in my chair, watch my TV   It doesn't bother me