I got a girl named Bony Moronie   She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni   Ought to see her rock 'n roll with her blue jeans on   She's not very fat, just skin and bone      Well now, I love her and she loves me   Oh, how happy now we gotta be   Makin' love underneath the apple tree      Well, I told her mama and her papa too   Just exactly what I'm gonna do   We're gonna get married on a night in June   Rock 'n roll by the light of the silvery moon      Well now, I love her and she loves me   Oh, how happy now we gotta be   Makin' love underneath the apple tree      Well, she's my one and only, she's my heart's desire   She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire   Everybody's watchin' when my baby walks by   She's some good lookin', really catches the eye      Well now, I love her and she loves me   Oh, how happy now we gotta be   Makin' love underneath the apple tree      Makin' love, makin' love, makin' love   Harder, harder, harder, harder