There was Adam, happy as a man could be   Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree   Ain't that just like a woman?   Yeah, ain't that just like a woman?   Ain't that just like a woman?   They'll do it every time      Lot took his wife down to the cornerstore for a malted   She wouldn't mind her business, boy did she get salted   Ain't that just like a woman?   Ain't that just like a woman?   Yeah, that's just like a woman, they'll do it every time      Samson thought Delilah was on the square   Till one night she clipped him for all his hair   Ain't that just like a woman?   Yes, that's just like a woman   Ain't that just like a woman?   They'll do it every time, sure will      From our history books we all learned   That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned   Ain't that just like a woman?   Hey, just like a woman?   That's just like a woman?   They'll do it every time      Marie Antoinette met   Some hungry cats at the gate   They was crying for bread   She said, "Let them eat cake"      Ain't that just like a woman?   Ain't that just like a woman?   Yeah, that's just like a woman?   They'll do it every time, I'm sure will      You can buy a woman clothes   And give her money on the side   No matter what you do   She ain't never satisfied      It's just like a woman?   That's just like a woman?   It's just like a woman?   Many, they'll do it every time