Last night I saw an accident   On the corner of Third and Green   Two cars collided and I got excited   Just being part of that scene      It was Mrs. Tom Walker and her beautiful daughter   Pamela, was driving the car   they got hit by a man in a lite blue sedan   who had obviously been to a bar.      They don't know how lucky they are   They could have run into that tree   Got struck by a bolt of lightning   And raped by a minority      It was a four way stop dilemma   We all arrived the same time   I yielded to the man to the right of me   And he yielded it right back to mine      Well, the yield went around and around and around   Till Pamela finally tried   Just then the man in the light blue sedan   Hit Pamela's passenger side      They don't know how lucky they are   They could have run into that tree   Got struck by a bolt of lightning   And raped by a minority      Pamela hit her head on the mirror   Mrs Walker got a bump on the knee   The man hit himself in the face and said   "Why does this happen to me?"      Then the neighbors came out and they gathered about   Saying "Hey, who hit who anyway?"   And the police arrived at a quarter to five   And pronounced all the victims okay      But they don't know how lucky they are   They could have run into that tree   Got struck by a bolt of lightning   And raped by a minority