Hmm, yeah   Oooh, hah      It's that time of year   When I set gettin' sick   Of all the cheer   Every song you hear   Was a hit or a miss   From last century   Is it just me?   'Cos it never much seems like the movie   (Like the movie)      So thank God   (Thank God)   Christmas comes once a year   (Only comes once a year)   Just once a year   (Just once a year)      Only bells I hear   Is last call, one and all   Cryin' in their beer   'Cos it's gon' take all year   For the debts to be met   So raise a glass for Christmas cheer   It never snows, only rain   I don't know why we're still dreamin'   Of a white... Christmas      Thank God it only comes once a year   (Only comes once a year)   (Only comes once a year)   Thank God it only comes once   (Only comes once a year)      Mama's in the kitchen   She's stressin', oh no   The oven didn't work, hey   Nothing's cookin', oh no   Brother, sister are fightin'   She's cryin'   Boxer knocks the tree down   It makes me wanna shout      Hallelujah, thank God   That Christmas only comes once a year   Only comes once a year   Thank You, Jesus, for being born only once   I couldn't deal with it   So Christmas only comes once a year   Thank God, Hallelujah   (Hallelujah)   For Christmas only lastin' 24 hours of my life   (Hallelujah)   I tell you, Jesus, just this once   As a baby anyway