Can you guess how much one man can sit and drink in one night?   But don't look so surprised   Because this is a world where no one feels sorry for you, man   In my drunken state I claim that      I'm giving it up for good   Gotta tell you dear, that was a bad time   I was on the ground crawling on all fours      Woke up the next day and I didn't feel so good   I don't know why I do this to myself   Pack up the car and put me in a hospital bed   Because I need some help to change      And I'm giving it up for good   Gotta tell you dear, that was a bad time   I was on the ground crawling on all fours      Yeah I'm giving it up for good   Gotta tell you dear, I got a bad time   But I'll be coming around knocking on your door      There were far too many lies   I was way out of line   This silly little boy, such a shame   I hope you're happy about the way that things worked out for me   Cause I feel better now, yeah I'm much happier now   Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaah      There were far too many lies   I was way out of line   This silly little boy, such a shame   And I hope you're happy about the way that things worked out for me   Cause I feel better now, yeah I'm much happier now      And I'm giving it up for good   Gotta tell you dear, that was a bad time   I was on the ground crawling on all fours      Yeah I'm giving it up for good   Gotta tell you dear, I got a bad time   But I'll be coming around knocking on your door   I'll be coming around knocking on your door   I'll be coming around crawling on all fours