They'll be making sure you stay amused   They'll fill you up with drugs and booze   Maybe you'll make the evenin' news      And when you're trippin' over your dreams   They'll keep you down by any means   By the end of the night   You'll be stiflin' your screams      Since you became a V.I. Person   It's like your problems have all worsened   Your paranoia casts aspersions   On the truths you know      And they'll just put you in a spotlight   And hope that you'll do alright   Or maybe not      Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   Why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?      So why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   Starz in their eyes      Remember they said you'd show them all   Emphasize the rise but not the fall   And now you're playin' a shoppin' mall      Your mum and dad, they can't believe   What you appear to have achieved   While the rest of these users   Are just laughin' in their sleeves      Since you became a V.I. Person   It's like your problems have all worsened   Your paranoia casts aspersions   On the truths you know      And now the tabloids use your face   To document your fall from grace   And then they'll tell you that   That's just the way it goes   That's just the way it goes      Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   It's the same old story   Well they just didn't realize      And it's a long way to come   From the dog and duck karaoke machine   And Saturday night's drunken dreams      Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   It's the same old story   Well, they just didn't realize      And it's a long way to come   From your private bedroom dance routines   And Saturday night's drunken dreams      Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   Why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?      So why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   Starz in their eyes?      Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   It's the same old story   Well, they just didn't realize      And it's a long way to come   From the dog and duck karaoke machine   Saturday night's drunken dreams      When I grow up I'm goin' to be famous      Behind the steel barrier, sequence and glitter   Five inch heels still knee deep in the litter   Each of them a bitter bullshitter   Wrapped up in the cloak of fake glamor   Gettin' lost in the camera      Well, footprints are fool's gold   And diamonds crust their glitz on their one off plimsolls   So little time for these one off arseholes   Rigor mortis Ken and Barbie dolls      A pair of big shades and a push up bra   It's such a short gap between the gutter and stars   But you've come a long way from the place that you started   So why'd you wanna go and get so down hearted      Welcome to the kingdom of the blagger   Uncuttin' your nose, clean coat in your bladder   A whole lot happier, a whole lot sadder   Used to be satisfied, now you feel like Mick Jagger      Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   It's the same old story   Well they just didn't realize      And it's a long way to come   From the dog and duck karaoke machine   Saturday night's drunken dreams      Now why do you wanna go   And put starz in their eyes?   It's the same old story   Well they just didn't realize      And it's a long way to come   From your private bedroom dance routines   And Saturday night's drunken dreams